Hair removal before surgery

Sunday night I took an ambien so I could get a good night's sleep before surgery, probably the last good night's sleep I will get for quite sometime. Conrad thought he had some prep work to do before meeting his daughter for the first time. Everyone knows that first impressions are lasting impressions so naturally he wanted to look his best. While I was in a deep sleep he was trying to improve his outer appearance. First he decided to trim his earhair, nosehair, go-T and any extra hair he had on his face. That's when he realized that his eyebrows were a little on the bushy side. While carefully trimming a little hair off the top of one brow, he somehow managed to shave half of it off. He knew he couldn't leave it that way so he had to shave half of the other brow as well. Obviously that looked retarted so next he grabbed my eyebrow pencil and tried to fill them in. That did not look natural but allowed him to create any expression he wanted with the stroke of his hand. Finally he scubbed off the make-up and had no choice but to remove the rest of his eyebrows. The next morning he was a little embarassed of his new look and wanted to wear his hat around everywhere including in the operating room. After seeing Brooklyn, he realized she had his eyebrows, or lack thereof, and finally came to terms with his "NEW DO".